I LOVE MY SEES-TER

Sometimes we're real close friends,
we stay up late and talk at night

other times we don't get along,
there are even times we fight

but I know she's always there
and I know she'll always care

she's my sister, I love my sister

I've given her a great big hug
when she was feeling sad

but then again I've said some things
that have really made her mad

But I know she's always there
and I know she'll always care

She's my sister, I love my sister

But I know she's always there
and I know she'll always care

She's my sister, I love my sister
She's my sister, I love my sister

HOW TO EAT RIGHT!

HOW TO EAT CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRIES IN 11 EASY STEPS!

PREP TIME:
2 HOURS

TIME TO COMPLETION:
1 HOUR (GIVE OR TAKE)

WHAT YOU’LL NEED:
(1) 12 OZ GLASS OF MILK
(1) 16 COUNT BOX OF CELLA CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRIES

PREPERATION INSTRUCTIONS:
CHILL CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRIES IN REFERIGERATOR FOR A MINIMUM OF 2 HOURS
CHOCOLATE WILL BREAK CLEANER WHEN BITTEN INTO AND CHOCOLATE IS BETTER COLD

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. REMOVE CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRIES FROM REFERIGERATED AREA

2. POUR A LARGE GLASS OF MILK

3. WITH CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRY IN UPRIGHT POSITION (FLAT SIDE TO BOTTOM) BITE THE TOP OFF AS SHOWN IN DIAGRAM ‘A’


4. USING YOUR INDEX FINGER AND THUMB, EXTRACT THE CHERRY FROM THE CHOCOLATE SHELL

5. AT THIS TIME THE CHERRY MUST ENTER THE MOUTH AND AWAIT A MOUTHFUL OF MILK. PROCEED TO CHEW AND SWALLOW CHERRY / MILK BLEND.

6. PLACE CHOCOLATE SHELL INSIDE MOUTH IN UPRIGHT POSITION WITH CHERRY LIQOUR STILL INSIDE.

7. CAREFULLY FILL MOUTH TO FULL CAPACITY WITH MILK (CAREFUL NOT TO TIP SHELL OR DRIBBLE MILK.

8. BITE DOWN AND CHEW THROUGHLY, CAREFUL NOT TO SWALLOW UNITL CHOCOLATE SHELL & MILK ARE WELL COMBINED.

9. PROCESS MUST BE SAVORED AND ENJOYED FOR AN ELAPSED TIME OF 1½ MINUTES OR MORE FOR EACH CHERRY.

10. DUPLICATE STEPS 1 THRU 10 UNTIL PACKAGE IS CONSUMED

11. AFTER ENTIRE CONTENTS ARE DEVOURED, PROMISE YOURSELF TO NEVER EAT THAT MUCH AGAIN.

REPEAT IN A 2 WEEK TIME SPAN FOR BEST RESULTS

AFTERNOON SNACK

SNACK OF COOKIES
(chow, eatables, edibles, fare, foodstuffs, grub, meat, provender, provisions, table, viands, victuals, vittles)

LUNCH

Entry Word: delicious
Function: adjective
Text: 1 very pleasing to the sense of taste
Synonyms ambrosial, appetizing, delectable, flavorful, luscious, palatable, savory, scrumptious, tasty, toothsome, yummy

MONDAY BREAKFAST REPORT

BREAKFAST = REALLY STRONG COFFEE (NEED TO WATER IT DOWN), BAGEL W/ CREAM CHEESE AND A BROWNIE (BROWNIE NOT SHOWN DUE TO PREVIOUS CONSUMPTION)

TTTHHHHHRRRRRRUMP...EEEE-AAHHH

ITS BEEN RAINING QUITE A BIT HERE IN CONNECTICUT...
ONLY ONE THING REALLY BOTHERS ME ABOUT THIS WEATHER THOUGH.
ITS NOT THE RAIN, OR THE MUD, OR THE COLD.
NOT THE NOT THE DAMPNESS, OR THE CHILL OR THE PUDDLES, OR THE DARK SKIES.
WHAT BOTHERS ME MOST IS THE SOUND MY WINDSHIELD WASHERS MAKE WHEN THERE'S NOT ENOUGH WATER ON MY WINDSHIELD.
TTTHHHHHRRRRRRUMP...EEEE-AAHHH
TTTHHHHHRRRRRRUMP...EEEE-AAHHH
TTTHHHHHRRRRRRUMP...EEEE-AAHHH
ITS WORSE THE NAILS ON A CHALK BOARD FOR ME, OR SOMEONE CHEWING WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN!!!

I CAN NEVER SEEM TO GET THEM TO GO THE RIGHT SPEED
TTTHHHHHRRRRRRUMP...EEEE-AAHHH
TTTHHHHHRRRRRRUMP...EEEE-AAHHH


EITHER ITS TO FAST
TTHHRRUMP...EE-AHH,TTHHRRUMP...EE-AHH,TTHHRRUMP...EE-AHH

OR TO SLOW
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRUMP...EEEEE-AAAHHH
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRUMP...EEEEE-AAAHHH
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRUMP...EEEEE-AAAHHH

SO IN THIS KIND OF WEATHER, IS USUALLY SPEND MY DRIVE WITH MY HAND ON THE WIPER CONTROL AND JUST DO IT MANUALLY.

UP CLOSE & PERSONAL

WHICH TWO PICTURES MATCH?

FULL OF IT...

SO I MADE ANOTHER BATCH OF BROWNIES LAST NIGHT, AND CUT THEM UP & PUT THEM IN A TUPPERWARE TO BRING TO WORK.
MY PROBLEM IS, IS THAT I HAVE TO START PUTTING THINGS LIKE THIS IN MY TRUNK WHILE I DRIVE, SO I DON'T EAT 'EM ALL.
THIS MORNING I PUT THEM IN THE PASSENGER SEAT, OH HOW THEM TEMPTED ME, MOCKED ME WITH THEIR CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS.
I WAS AT A RED LIGHT AND I REACHED OVER FOR THE CONTAINER, I OPENED THE LID TO TELL THE BROWNIES TO "CUT IT OUT, OR I'M PULLING OVER". I STARED DOWN AT THE FUDGEY CONFECTIONS, THEY POUTED WITH PUPPY DOG EYES "WE JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW GOOD WE ARE".
SO I REACHED IN AND CRAMMED A 2"X3" BROWNIE INTO MY MOUTH AS THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN.
AH BLISS, BLISS & RAPTURE!
BY THE TIME I GOT TO WORK, I MADE A CONSIDERABLE "DENT" IN THE PILE THAT ONCE WAS.
I ATE ABOUT 5, YES 5, BROWNIES WITH IN A 25 MIN DRIVE, AND THEN HAD ANOTHER AT WORK WITH MY COFFEE... A GIRLS GOTTA EAT BREAKFAST, RIGHT?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

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Once in a Lifetime
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Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.



Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right?...Am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?

ENERGY

BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS (COFFEE, ENGLISH MUFFIN W/ PB & A BROWNIE)

WEEKEND HIGHLIGHTS

RENTED A MOVIE REACTION = GOOD
DRANK SOME BEER (WHILE WATCHING MOVIE ALONE)
REACTION = DRUNK & ALONE
MADE SOME BROWNIES REACTION = DEE-LI-SHUSH !!!
PAINTED A ROOM IN MY APARTMENT REACTION = JUST LOOK AT THE PAINT CAN, HOW CAN I NOT BE HAPPY!!

MMMMM....

BROWNIE + COFFEE = MID-MORNING SNACK

CHARLIE & ME

MY MOM HAS ALWAYS GOTTEN ME, WHAT I CONSIDER, ODD GIFTS. THEY USUALLY DON'T MATCH THE OCCASION, ARE UGLY AS ALL SIN OR JUST HAVE NOTHING O DO WITH YOUR PERSONALITY.
ONE YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS, I RECEIVED A KNOCK-OFF CHARLIE MCCARTHY DUMMY (VENTRILOQUISM DOLL).
IT STOOD ABOUT 2 1/2 FT TALL, WORE A TUXEDO WITH A CRUSHED TOP HAT (NOT PACKAGED WELL), A MONOCLE AND NO SHOES. THE HEAD DID NOT TURN AND IN ORDER TO MAKE THE MOUTH MOVE YOU HAD TO GRAB HIM BY THE NECK WITH ONE HAND AND YANK ON THE STRING BEHIND HIS HEAD WITH THE OTHER.
I HAD NO IDEA WHY I RECEIVED THIS!?
DID MY MOM WANT ME TO BECOME A VENTRILOQUIST? DID I SAY SOMETHING ABOUT DUMMY'S ONE DAY? DID MY SISTER THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO TELL MY MOM "THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS"?
I WAS ABOUT 10 OR 11 WHEN THIS CAREER CHOICE CAME INTO MY POSSESSION, SO DUE TO MY AGE, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO CHARLIE MCCARTHY WAS, LET ALONE KNOW HOW TO THROW MY VOICE.
SO MY SISTER & I PLAYED WITH THIS NOVELTY FOR ABOUT AND HOUR AND THEN I TOOK PICTURES OF HIM POSITIONED ON MY MOM'S BED WITH A CIGARETTE IN HIS MOUTH AND A PAIR OF MY MOM'S UNDIES IN HIS HAND.
I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE I GOT THAT YEAR...