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NOTHING LIKE THE THREAT ON GUEST TO REALLY GET YOU MOTIVATED TO CLEAN.
I GOT DONE YESTERDAY STRAIGHTING-P THAT TOOK ONLY 3 HOURS TO DO, BUT FOR SOME REASON, HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO IT IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS.
OK, REPEAT AFTER ME: PRO-CRAS-TIN-A-TION - VERY GOOD!
MY SON (WHO IS 16 MONTHS OLD) WAS PLAYING DURING HIS BATH MONDAY NIGHT & HIT HIS TEETH ON THE EDGE OF THE TUB. HE CHIPPED HIS FRONT TOOTH AND GAVE HIMSELF A VERY FAT LIP.
MY MOM IS SO CONSUMED BY HER OWN PROBLEMS THAT SHE DID NOT NOTICE HER GARNDSON'S LIP WAS ABOUT 3X ITS NORMAL SIZE.
INSTEAD SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED TO PLAY MOTHER TERESA WHIT MY APARTMENT.
SHE MADE COMPENTS LIKE:
- YOUR LIVING LIKE A PAUPER
- SHE HAD EVERYTHING, NOW SHE HAS NOTHING
- I'LL HAVE TO BUY YOU FURNITURE
- I'LL GIVE YOU $500 FOR FURNITURE
AND SO ON FOR THE DURATION OF HER VISIT.
I'D SAY THE ONLY THING MISSING FROM MY PLACE IS A COFFE TABLE AND DECORATIONS (WHICH I'M NOT DOING TILL I PAINT)
ABOUT AN HOUR AFTER SHE LEFT SHE CALLED CRYING AND SAID SHE WAS SORRY FOR MAKING ME MAD, AND THEN SAID SHE HAD TO GO & WILL CALL BACK LATER.
SOOO.... SHE DECIDED TO CALL MY OLDER SISTER AND CRY TO HER FOR SOME STRANGE REASON.
MY SISTER SAID EVERYTIHNG I SAID TO MOM AND INCLUDED THAT "SHE'S HAPPY, IF SHE NEEDS, SHE'LL ASK"
I DIDN'T HEAR BACK FROM MOM LAST NIGHT, SO I CALLED MY SIS & SHE INFORMED ME OF THE MOM EPISODE OF THE DAY SHE HEARD.
THIS IS QUITE NORMAL BEHAVIOR AND AM NOT SURPRIZED.
SHE DOES NOT LISTEN TO A WORD ANYONE SAYS...
NO THANKS MOM, I JUST HAD A BANANA!