NEVERENDING BAGEL

HEY! I'M RACKING UP THE POSTS NOW!!

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, ITS LUNCH TIME HERE IN MY OFFICE, BUT IM NOT HUNGRY YET...
MY REASON BEING THAT I'VE HAD A CONSTANT FLOW OF FOOD SINCE I GOT IN. I STOPPED AT DUNKIN' DONUTS AND GOT ME A MED FRENCH VANILLA (LT W/ 2 SGRS) AND AN UNTOASTED POPPY BAGEL W/ CREAM CHZ (YUM YUM).
I GOT TO WORK AT 8:30 AM AND STARTED TO EAT MY NUMMY NUMS. AND HAVE NOW (15 MIN AGO) OFFICIALLY FINISHED BREAKFAST!!!

HOW DOES SHE DO IT?!