LOW PREP. TIME

I WOKE UP LATE THIS MORNING (DAMN YOU SNOOZE), BUT GOT OUT IN TIME TO GET ALL THAT NEEDED TO BE DONE DONE.
I'M SUPER LOW MAINTENANCE FOR A WOMAN AND I THINK THATS WHY I CAN DO THIS SOMETIMES
I DON'T WEAR MAKE-UP, SO RIGHT THERE THAT KNOCKS OFF ABOUT 15 MIN TO ½ HOUR. I DON'T WEAR EARRINGS, SO NO FUSS WITH MATCHING ACCESSORIES. HECK, I DON'T BRUSH MY HAIR! BUT THATS ONLY BECAUSE MY HAIR IS SUPER SHORT AND BEYOND STRAIGHT (I CAN ACTUALLY JUST USE MY FINGERS), I DON’T USE PRODUCTS IN MY HAIR FOR STYLING. NO CONTACTS, ONLY GLASSES.
SO I CAN GET MYSELF READY (SHOWERED AND ALL) WITH IN A 20MIN TIME SPAN! YEE-HAW!

MAYBE I'LL START GETTING UP EARLIER SOMEDAY, MAYBE I'LL EAT A WHOLESOME BREAKFAST, MAYBE I'LL... NEH!