UM MMM SLEEP GOOD

IT’S ?

THIS MORNING WAS REAL ROUGH:
LAST NIGHT I ENDED UP FALLING SLEEPING AT MIDNIGHT ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF MY BED (HEAD WHERE FEET GO). BRIAN (UMM, THE GUY I’M SEEING) SAID THAT HE TRIED TO GET ME TO SLEEP RIGHT, BUT I SAID SOMETHING LIKE “NO, MMM COMFORTABLE, NO MOVE, SLEEP GOOD”
I HAD SET MY ALARM CLOCK FOR 5:15 AM (BUT ACTUALLY 4:30 CAUSE I SET IT FAST), SO I COULD DRIVE MY NEIGHBOR TO WORK. BUT WHEN THE ALARM CLOCK STARTED TO GO OFF (EVERY 9 MINUTES) I WAS PISSED OFF, BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS SATURDAY. BUT I DIDN’T TURN OFF THE ALARM CLOCK TILL 5:40 (ACTUAL TIME) I JUST KEPT PRESSING THE SNOOZE ALARM.
EVERY TIME I PRESSED SNOOZE I HAD TO CLIMB OVER BRIAN WHILE CURSING THE IDIOT THAT INVENTED MORNINGS, STILL BELIEVING IT WAS SATURDAY. THE ONLY REASON I ENDED UP GETTING OUT OF BED IN THE FIRST PLACE, WAS MY NEIGHBOR CALLED TO MAKE SURE I WAS AWAKE. I ALSO ANSWERED THE DOOR WITH BED HEAD, NAKED AND A BABY BLANKET WRAPPED AROUND ME… DAMN SEXY!


I NEED COFFEE.

OH GWENDELIN, I LOVE YOU!

MMMMMM.......

WEIGHT PROBLEMS?

I HAVE NEVER BEEN CONCERNED WITH MY WEIGHT OR BODY SIZE IN MY LIFE.
I DON'T OWN A SCALE & RARELY WEIGH MYSELF.

NOW, BEFORE I HAD MY CHILD I WEIGHED AROUND 130LBS (AT 5'4" I THINK THATS NORMAL). AT THE END OF THE PREGNACY I WAS UP TO 153LBS AND THEN 148LBS A COUPLE DAYS AFTER LUCAS WAS BORN.
I SUDDENLY DROPPED 15LBS ONCE I LEFT MY HUSBAND IN MARCH, AND AM NOW DOWN TO 127LBS. I FEEL COMFORTABLE IN MY WEIGHT AND SIZE, BUT NOW SOME PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME I'M TOO SKINNY. ALL "SKIN AND BONES"!
I'M STARTING TO FEEL INSECURE, EVEN STARTING TO WORRY. BECAUSE I EAT CONSTENTLY BUT DON'T SEEM TO BE GAINING WEIGHT OR LOSING IT?

SOMETIMES I'LL EAT 2 BREAKFASTS (BAGEL W/ CRM CHZ & COFFEE THEN 2 WAFFLES W/ BUTTER OR SYRUP & HOT CHOCOLATE). I ALWAYS EAT LUNCH, SOMETIMES A LARGE LUNCH & A COUPLE CANDY BARS AFTER!

I'M NOT GAINING ANY WEIGHT.
SHOULD I WORRY?
IS IT BECAUSE I EAT SLOW?
A FAST METABOLISM?
DO I HAVE A TAPE WORM?
SHOULD I NAME MY IMAGINARY TAPE WORM?
IS IT HIM THAT CARVES ALL THE JUNK FOOD I EAT?

LUNCH AGAIN

WHATS FOR LUNCH TODAY, YOU ASK?

STEAK & CHEESE WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO AND MAYO ON A HARD POPPYSEED ROLL.
TO DRINK, I HAVE AN EXTREMLY LARGE "FRAPPUCCION"

OH THIS IS JENNIFER CRUZ'S TIME, ITS JENNIFERS TIME TO CLEAR HER MIND!
SO STEP BACK PHIL, ESTIMATING CAN WAIT.
ANY-ONE SHE NEEDS A REALLY HOT DATE.
OH NO NO NO, GIVE HER A CALL.
OH OH
THIS IS JENNIFER'S TIIIII-ME!!