UM MMM SLEEP GOOD
?THIS MORNING WAS REAL ROUGH:
LAST NIGHT I ENDED UP FALLING SLEEPING AT MIDNIGHT ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF MY BED (HEAD WHERE FEET GO). BRIAN (UMM, THE GUY I’M SEEING) SAID THAT HE TRIED TO GET ME TO SLEEP RIGHT, BUT I SAID SOMETHING LIKE “NO, MMM COMFORTABLE, NO MOVE, SLEEP GOOD”
I HAD SET MY ALARM CLOCK FOR 5:15 AM (BUT ACTUALLY 4:30 CAUSE I SET IT FAST), SO I COULD DRIVE MY NEIGHBOR TO WORK. BUT WHEN THE ALARM CLOCK STARTED TO GO OFF (EVERY 9 MINUTES) I WAS PISSED OFF, BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS SATURDAY. BUT I DIDN’T TURN OFF THE ALARM CLOCK TILL 5:40 (ACTUAL TIME) I JUST KEPT PRESSING THE SNOOZE ALARM.
EVERY TIME I PRESSED SNOOZE I HAD TO CLIMB OVER BRIAN WHILE CURSING THE IDIOT THAT INVENTED MORNINGS, STILL BELIEVING IT WAS SATURDAY. 
THE ONLY REASON I ENDED UP GETTING OUT OF BED IN THE FIRST PLACE, WAS MY NEIGHBOR CALLED TO MAKE SURE I WAS AWAKE. I ALSO ANSWERED THE DOOR WITH BED HEAD, NAKED AND A BABY BLANKET WRAPPED AROUND ME… DAMN SEXY!
I NEED COFFEE. 
posted by SINGLEMOM @ 9:58 AM
1 Comments:
I had one of those mornings one time. It made me realize that I needed to place the alarm clock as far out of reach as possible to keep from it, because once my head comes off the pillow, I'm up for the long term.
And I love the coffee pot picture.
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