MY KIND OF FREEDOM
I GOT SO EXCITED THIS WEEKEND!
SINCE I'M A DIVORCED WOMAN, I WENT TO THE SUPER GROCERY STORE AND PURCHASED STUFF THAT I WANTED.
WHAT I WILL NOW DO IS STATE THE FOOD/ITEM & WHY IT MADE ME HAPPY.
READY?
A GOOD RAZOR (VENUS) - $7.99 FOR A RAZOR THAT ONLY I WILL USE, I DON'T HAVE TO SHARE WITH MY PIG OF AN EX HUSBAND
YOPLAIT YOGURT (VARIOUS FLAVORS) - I NEVER LIKED PLAIN VANILLA YOGURT, IF I BOUGHT MORE FLAVORS THEN VANILLA WHEN I WAS WITH THE DICK, HE'D THROUGH A HISSY FIT "I EAT MORE THEN YOU, WHY DO YOU HAVE MORE". THE DAMN GUY ATE YOGURT 2 TIMES A YEAR (IF THAT)
OVALTINE (LARGE CAN) - $4.00 FOR CHOCOLATE MILK THAT I LIKE, NOT THE CHEAP STUFF. HE LIKED ONLY VANILLA STUFF, SO ANYTHING CHOCOLATE WAS OUT.
WELCHES JUICE (VARIOUS FLAVORS) - SOMETHING OTHER THEN THE CHEAPEST APPLE JUICE, AND ITS 100% JUICE. I DON'T CARE THAT HE DOESN'T LIKE GRAPE ANYMORE.
VALUE PACK OF WHITE BREAD - SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WANT WHEAT, AND NOW I'M NOT CATERING TO HIS HEALTH ISSUES BECAUSE HE DIDN'T TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER.
HOOD COFFEE ICE CREAM - *DROOL* I WAS ONLY ALLOWED STRAIGHT VANILLA, NO OTHER FLAVOR ALLOWED! UNLESS IT WAS JUST FOR HIM & NOT TO SHARE.
BETTY CROCKER MICROWAVE CAKE - WANTED TO TRY IT, AND OF COURSE ITS CHOCOLATE. BUT TO GAMBLE WITH $1.99 THAT IT MIGHT NOT BE GOOD, WAS A BIG NO!
CHICKEN (DRUMSTICKS & BREAST) - HE HATED CHICKEN, ONLY ALLOWED TO BY A WHOLE CHICKEN IF ANY, AND EVEN THEN HE REFUSED LEFTOVERS. ITS HARD FOR 2 PEOPLE TO EAT AN ENTIRE CHICKEN FOR ONE MEAL.
PORKCHOPS (LOIN CUT) - YES, I SPENT $6.86 ON THREE PORKCHOPS. ONLY 3!? APPARENTLY QUANTITY OUT WEIGHED QUALITY WITH THE DICK. AND HE ALWAYS WONDERED WHY THERE WERE NEVER ANY GOOD CUTS.
STEAK (LONDON BROIL) - NOT T-BONE AND NOT 7-BONE EITHER! AND I'LL COOK THE DAMN THING HOW I WANT! IF I WANT IT BLOODY, SO BE IT!
JONES SODA (CREAM, RASPBERRY & SOUR APPLE) - 3 BOTTLES OF SODA THAT I DON'T PLAN ON DRINKING. I LIKED THAT THEY WERE RED, GREEN & WHITE (I'M THINKING FESTIVE). THEY ARE ON TOP OF MY TV RIGHT NOW!
I KNOW IT MIGHT SEEM KINDA WEIRD, BUT THIS KIND OF FREEDOM REMINDS ME OF WHY I LEFT THE DICK IN THE FIRST PLACE.
posted by SINGLEMOM @ 12:47 PM
2 Comments:
This is great!!!!!
You decorate your home with food items? Didn't mom teach you that items from the Christmas tree shop are the only way to go?
just look at all that food! I know what it's like to pass up food you want because someone else doesn't want it. Sometimes those TV dinners would seem like a solution, but you can only have so many of those, too.
And the Jones Soda for decoration is certainly creative!
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